The desk pet that melts while you sit.
Bloobert lives in the corner of your screen. Stay glued to your chair and it slowly turns into a puddle. Get up for a few minutes and it bounces back, a little stronger every time.
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Your back's new best friend is made of jelly.
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You sit, Bloobert sits with you
It keeps you company in a corner of the screen, quietly counting the time you spend in your chair.
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Too long, and it melts
Bit by bit it slumps into a puddle. When a break is due, it asks with a tiny bloop and a speech bubble.
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Move, and it bounces back
Start an active break, follow a short routine, and Bloobert pops back into shape with a jiggle and XP.
It nudges. It never nags.
Break reminders fail when they get annoying. Bloobert is built so you never want to close it.
- Melting is never permanent. Bloobert can't die, and your XP and levels are never taken away.
- Your work stays yours. It never covers your windows or locks your screen, and clicks pass right through it.
- Quiet when you need it. Let it hide until a break is due, snooze it twice, or pause it for a meeting.
- Your rhythm. Choose how long until a break and how long a break lasts.
Breaks that actually get you moving.
When a break starts, Bloobert stretches across its screen with a timer and a short routine: mobility, a quick walk, rest for your eyes, or a few slow breaths. A different one each time, picked to fit your break.
Every break earns XP. Level up and watch your jelly grow.
In the works a glowing core that grows with each level, an evolution around week two, and accessories that slide off while it melts.
It lives on your computer. That's it.
- No account
- Your progress is saved in a file on your own machine.
- No keylogging
- Bloobert only knows how long since your last key press or mouse move, never what you typed or what is on screen.
- No snooping on media
- It can tell that a video is playing, so watching doesn't count as away, but not what you watch.
- Camera, only if you ask
- A planned, optional mode checks your stretches during a break. It stays off unless you turn it on, and frames never leave your computer.
Help shape Bloobert.
Bloobert is built in public. Follow along, vote on its look (pink or green?), and tell us what would get you out of your chair.
Questions
Which computers does it run on?
Windows first. A Mac version is planned right after.
How much will it cost?
The beta is free. Bloobert will launch on Steam as a one-time purchase, with a free demo. No subscription.
When can I try it?
The private beta starts in early 2027 with a small group. Join the list and we'll email you when your spot opens.
What do beta testers do?
Use Bloobert during your normal workdays and tell us what works and what annoys you. That's all.
Does it count how much I work?
No. It only tracks the time you spend sitting so it can remind you to move. It doesn't measure productivity or report to anyone.